Zacchaeus

I was a tax collector in Jericho. I was also vary wealthy. I kept hearing talk about a man named Jesus, who could do amazing things and I got curious about him. When he was coming through town there was a large crowd and I couldn't see him over all the people because I am just not that tall. I climbed up a sycamore tree so I could see him. It was the strangest thing...When Jesus got to where I was he stopped and looked right at me. He said, come down immediately. For I must stay at your house today. I couldn't believe it. I came down and welcomed him right into my home. Now some of the people in the crowd were saying bad things about me. But I was changed! I said, look, lord for I will give half of my possessions to the poor, and if I have cheated anybody out of anything, I will pat them back four times the amount. I am so glad that God forgave me and used me even after all the bad things I have done.

So kids, do you know who I am

You Don't, well have you heard this song beforeZacchaeus was a wee little man, a wee little man he was. He climbed up top a sycamore tree to see what he could see. And Jesus said, Zacchaeus, you come down. For I'm going to your house today, for I'm going to your house today.
so kids, do you know who I am now
YOU STILL DON'T, I SAID MY NAME LIKE TWICE
STUPID KIDS
I'm going to be this charecter for charecter quest. (not the end part)
I HOPE YOU KNOW WHO I AM

WOW, I'm Already Married, engaged and asked to get married again

The last post I put, I put a ton of little emoji doodles. And only clouds popped up. Oh and by the way, you know the person I'm engaged to? Well I'm married to someone else(:It happened so fast:). and there was someone else that also asked to marry me, but I turned her down(I shouldn't have done that)So I'm married to one person, engaged to another, and someone asked me to marry them. (:I guess I'm popular now or something, I don't know:). girls come from everywhere and they are mostly older than me, but they can't get their hands off me:), all three of them are like 4, 5, or 6 years older than me (:Oh Ya:). Ok well we will stop talking about my life and talk about yours... Ok good life now lets go back to mine, Ummm, Hmmm Lets Seee Here Whats In My Life That I Can Talk About, Ooh I know, My Garner State Park post is the only post really talking about Dancing and all that stuff(:girls:), and its the only post with comments;(.so sad, to bad);
So anyways I just went to Galvaston and me and like 6 other boyscouts got buried deap in the sand, and one of us could not get out. We also made the biggest sand castle in the world, so big that we went on a fairy and someone saw us and remembered it there and said it was awesome. Last time the boyscouts went to Galvaston a boyscout got hit by a conoe and went to the hospital( he gets hurt on every campout) so because of that he didn't go this time.

Yo Mama, My Sister

Yo Mama is so ugly, she lives in Kentuky, and she even has no swag.
She found a lost puppy and named it Humpty Dumpty, which made me really mad.

Throw a penny in a well, and make it look real swell.
Then make a wish, which will get you a fish.

Like my poems, I made them myself:)... My sister is a blonde so heres a true story about her life, I mean a blonde joke.
There was a blonde, burnett, and a redhead (of coarse), the burnett says she will be the first one on the moon, the redhead said he will be the first one on mars, the blonde said she'l be the first one on the sun, the burnnet said you will burn if you go to the sun, the blonde said NO STUPID I'll go at night. HAHAHAHAHAH, Yayyyyyyyyy :)
Also zombies want brains and so if there is a zombie attack, blondes will rule the world.

I'm Back😊

Hey guys, I'm 1⃣3⃣ now, I'm so old👴¡¡¡ My brother👦tout, towt, toit, tot, however you say it, me how to doodle😱. I'm on my new iPad that my brother got me for nothing👎, well my brother👦 did get paid for it from my mom👩, so we are happy( well I don't know about my mom). I just went to a concert and saw Justin Bieber😰, I mean Toby Mac😍. It was awesome😏. This is to all you Justin Bieber girl lovers💗, he sounds just like you when you sing😁. so anyways I just saw an awesome movie, I saw sfdnvoisudfhgvousymeowgaruiovbgesoubvmeowbgaerobvgabergbmeowmeow, OOPS😲 that was my cat🐱, I saw Taken 2. Ummmmm Sooooo see you later, if you go to church or something then I will see you later. You know how people👯 do that, say see you later when really you aren't going to see them later. And you know how people👯 do that to, say bye then talk more, mostly parents👩👨, they say WE ARE LEAVING, then you go to the car🚙 and you see them talking again and it takes them thirty minutes to leave. And then they finally are ready to go and they go to the car🚙, then you're in side talking and they get all mad at you and you have to leave. I'm not a parent👨 so I'm actually going to stop, So GOODBYE again😊