Zacchaeus

I was a tax collector in Jericho. I was also vary wealthy. I kept hearing talk about a man named Jesus, who could do amazing things and I got curious about him. When he was coming through town there was a large crowd and I couldn't see him over all the people because I am just not that tall. I climbed up a sycamore tree so I could see him. It was the strangest thing...When Jesus got to where I was he stopped and looked right at me. He said, come down immediately. For I must stay at your house today. I couldn't believe it. I came down and welcomed him right into my home. Now some of the people in the crowd were saying bad things about me. But I was changed! I said, look, lord for I will give half of my possessions to the poor, and if I have cheated anybody out of anything, I will pat them back four times the amount. I am so glad that God forgave me and used me even after all the bad things I have done.

So kids, do you know who I am

You Don't, well have you heard this song beforeZacchaeus was a wee little man, a wee little man he was. He climbed up top a sycamore tree to see what he could see. And Jesus said, Zacchaeus, you come down. For I'm going to your house today, for I'm going to your house today.
so kids, do you know who I am now
YOU STILL DON'T, I SAID MY NAME LIKE TWICE
STUPID KIDS
I'm going to be this charecter for charecter quest. (not the end part)
I HOPE YOU KNOW WHO I AM

WOW, I'm Already Married, engaged and asked to get married again

The last post I put, I put a ton of little emoji doodles. And only clouds popped up. Oh and by the way, you know the person I'm engaged to? Well I'm married to someone else(:It happened so fast:). and there was someone else that also asked to marry me, but I turned her down(I shouldn't have done that)So I'm married to one person, engaged to another, and someone asked me to marry them. (:I guess I'm popular now or something, I don't know:). girls come from everywhere and they are mostly older than me, but they can't get their hands off me:), all three of them are like 4, 5, or 6 years older than me (:Oh Ya:). Ok well we will stop talking about my life and talk about yours... Ok good life now lets go back to mine, Ummm, Hmmm Lets Seee Here Whats In My Life That I Can Talk About, Ooh I know, My Garner State Park post is the only post really talking about Dancing and all that stuff(:girls:), and its the only post with comments;(.so sad, to bad);
So anyways I just went to Galvaston and me and like 6 other boyscouts got buried deap in the sand, and one of us could not get out. We also made the biggest sand castle in the world, so big that we went on a fairy and someone saw us and remembered it there and said it was awesome. Last time the boyscouts went to Galvaston a boyscout got hit by a conoe and went to the hospital( he gets hurt on every campout) so because of that he didn't go this time.

Yo Mama, My Sister

Yo Mama is so ugly, she lives in Kentuky, and she even has no swag.
She found a lost puppy and named it Humpty Dumpty, which made me really mad.

Throw a penny in a well, and make it look real swell.
Then make a wish, which will get you a fish.

Like my poems, I made them myself:)... My sister is a blonde so heres a true story about her life, I mean a blonde joke.
There was a blonde, burnett, and a redhead (of coarse), the burnett says she will be the first one on the moon, the redhead said he will be the first one on mars, the blonde said she'l be the first one on the sun, the burnnet said you will burn if you go to the sun, the blonde said NO STUPID I'll go at night. HAHAHAHAHAH, Yayyyyyyyyy :)
Also zombies want brains and so if there is a zombie attack, blondes will rule the world.

I'm Back😊

Hey guys, I'm 1⃣3⃣ now, I'm so old👴¡¡¡ My brother👦tout, towt, toit, tot, however you say it, me how to doodle😱. I'm on my new iPad that my brother got me for nothing👎, well my brother👦 did get paid for it from my mom👩, so we are happy( well I don't know about my mom). I just went to a concert and saw Justin Bieber😰, I mean Toby Mac😍. It was awesome😏. This is to all you Justin Bieber girl lovers💗, he sounds just like you when you sing😁. so anyways I just saw an awesome movie, I saw sfdnvoisudfhgvousymeowgaruiovbgesoubvmeowbgaerobvgabergbmeowmeow, OOPS😲 that was my cat🐱, I saw Taken 2. Ummmmm Sooooo see you later, if you go to church or something then I will see you later. You know how people👯 do that, say see you later when really you aren't going to see them later. And you know how people👯 do that to, say bye then talk more, mostly parents👩👨, they say WE ARE LEAVING, then you go to the car🚙 and you see them talking again and it takes them thirty minutes to leave. And then they finally are ready to go and they go to the car🚙, then you're in side talking and they get all mad at you and you have to leave. I'm not a parent👨 so I'm actually going to stop, So GOODBYE again😊

Hair Cut, Muddy Faces, No Milk, Congrats, and One More To Go.

So my going to be wife got her HAIR CUT, and donated it today, then sent me a picture of it . Why would she do that? She should have left it long. Her hair went all the way to her knees. If I was 7 years older I would of talked her out of it. I don't think I've even seen her before other than Skype, well I've seen her, but I guess I don't remember ( I was young ).
Earlier my mom put stuff on my sister and brothers faces that made them look like they had MUDDY FACES ( don't know what it is..Some sort of clay or something ).
At home, we had NO MILK for like 1 week, well it felt that long, it was really 2 days. We only had soy milk and almond milk, but those milks are grossly nasty. Now, we finally have milk that actually came from a cow. The way it should be.
My bro's graduating in two days ( CONGRATS FOR HIM ). There's going to be like 25 people here. My sister and I cleaned all day for him and he didn't even say thank you ( he's soooo kind, but he said thank you when he read this ). I'm running out of siblings, thats the bad thing about being the youngest ( ONE MORE TO GO ).

Finally Online ( and My Dogs, Rabbits, and Chickens )

My mom Finally said that I can put my blog off private. It's just that my sister has to check it to see if I put private stuff on it and correct it, but other than that it's all good.
 Do you remember my dog hector?????????????

We have another dog named Dobie ( thats a boy name, she's a girl ). I don't really like Dobie ( she's annoying ). Hectors the white one, and Dobies the brown one. This is weird: Hector and Dobie find eggs on the ground from our chickens and sorta suck on them, they don't brake them they just leave them in their mouth.
Then there's my chickens. They follow me everywhere, hoping I'll give them food. Theres one rooster, with like 8 female chickens.
Then my rabbits, there's a three legged one, but here's the story of them.
I was home one Easter Day and my uncle was coming over and whenever he got here he had three rabbits. He said people were selling them off the side of the road, so he decided to buy them for us. We ended up keeping them. Me and my dad made a sorta big cage for them and in a while they had babies. One of the babies had another babies skin wrapped around it's leg, my brother saved it by unwrapping it.

The rabbit lost it's leg, we tried to put bandages around it but she kept taking them off. There is a runt, he is smaller than all of the other rabbits, and looks like a wild rabbit, he is my favorite.We have had like 50 babies die, more like 65, but it doesn't matter ( around that ). I've had 22 rabbits at once, right now I have 8. So thats the story of our rabbits ( like it ).

Garner State Park PART TWO AND PART THREE SWIMMING AND HIKING

I didn't have room so I have to make another post. So before dancing there's Swimming, Swimming is so much fun because
1. The place you swim in is a humungous river
2. There are trees they you can jump off of, and swing off of
3. there are boats you can rent
4. theres a snow cone shop next to it
5. it's just so much fun
Heres some pictures of someone doing a backflip off one of the trees

Isn't that awesome










There isn't much to say about hiking because you just hike up mountains.
Before everything you first have to set up a camp.

Well there you have it, this, is, Garner State Park, the best park in the world ( well, my favorite ).

Garner State Park PART ONE DANCING

Have you ever been to Garner State Park? It's soooooooo ( infinity (however you spell it ) so ) AWESOME, AMAZING, INCREDIBLE, FUN, AWESOME, AMAZING, INCREDIBLE, FUN ( couldn't find any other words ) '\/' (; (:  :) ;) <; <:  :> ;> :o 'u' 'U' :D 'v' 'V' C: c; ( happy faces and happy crying faces ). There are three things you do there,
1. wake up, eat, HIKE
2. come back, SWIM, eat
3. eat snow cones, when almost dark DANCE, eat, and eat some more.
It's so much fun, my favorite part is dancing (  you might have thought that it was swimming or hiking but dancing ). Now,this is how you dance,
STEP 1. You get there, set up a chair, maybe get a drink, ( don't think beer or anything ) and, or food, then wait for a song to begin then you get up, go to a girl ( not a guy because guys ask girls, girls don't ask guys( but sometimes girls do ask guys because no guy has asked that girl yet ) ) your age, and ask her to dance, but before doing that, get prepared and think of something to say  ( anything but the weather, and don't dose off into your imagination and stair at her because she's sooooo pretty ), also USE THE RESTROOM, you don't want to end up dancing with her, and shaking because you have to go. One more thing don't eat a lot of mints, I did that onetime and she was shorter than me, so I was breathing into her eyes, and you know how that feels, she was closing and opening her eyes the whole time. You can memorize different dance types, then teach them to her.
STEP 2. If she says, "no", whenever you ask her, then you say ( fine I didn't want too anyways hm,with a little kid voice, just kidding ) ok, she might say maybe some other time, but when a girl says that, she's just saying never, or I don't want to dance with you, in a kind way and then walk away, but if she says, "yes" then you ( sweep her of the floor and give her a hug and a kiss then carry her to the dance floor, and then dance, just don't get to close, just kidding ) can put your hand out, if she grabs it thats fine but if she doesn't then don't cry about it, you don't have too put your hand out ( I've never tried it ) but you can, another way is to walk with her into the dancing floor then take her hand and the part where the ribs are, then dance.
STEP 3. Before the song ends spin her, and when it does end ( don't just walk away ) say thank you, then walk with her back to where you got her, then go back to your seat ( don't stay with her, she's been with you long enough, and if you like her don't ask her to dance with you every song, because
1. its too noticeable that you like her and
2. well just don't, ( even though you want to be with her every second your there ) your going to get heart broken because your not going to be there forever, it's going to end, you might as well not be with her, and she might turn not to be the person you thought she was.
STEP 4. repeat and repeat every night.

     

   Thats me up there, aren't I perty 

                                                                                   Thats not me

My Friend

Three days ago I invited my friend over to my house to spend the night, he said "YES". The next day I called him again to see if he wanted to spend two nights, he said "YES". yesterday I called him to see if he was still coming over that day, he said "YES, BUT I,M NOT SPENDING THE  TWO NIGHTS".
He said he's coming over for a couple of hours because he had something to do the next day. Another time when I invited him over, he said "YES". It was the day and time that he was supposed to come over, I went outside and waited for him and waited and waited and waited, I waited for THREE HOURS, he never came, so I gave up and went inside. He said that he forgot about it ( four fingers up "\ /"( do you see it, the \/ are the hands and the"" are the fingers ) ). I DIDN'T FORGET about it '/\' ( sad face ). Can you put a () inside a () like, (()) but with words in it, like that ^ up there. I hope so. Well I will not see you later ( actually it's only my family that reads this stuff, ( right now ) so I will see you later, but bye ).

Cinderfella ( me )

Once upon a time in a not so little town, there was not a person named cinderella, but a handsome young man named Cinderfella ( you could call him Jerm ). This Cinderfella person, live with his step father and 2 step brothers, who treated him like a slave boy. They never let him go anywhere or do anything, they wouldn't even let him go too a ball when the princess wanted to find a husband ( not really, her dad made her ). They said he had to clean the house, ( even though you couldn't even see a single dirty spot ).So they left to the ball. He didn't cry, ( like  Cinderella did, HE WAS A MAN ) he just simply wished, wished he could go too the ball and meet ( possibly mary ) the princess. Guess what happened next? A fairy God Father appeared and said "Your wish shall come true". So the God Father turned his nasty, ugly, smelly, dirty clothes into a ( beautiful dress, just kidding ) handsome, awesome suit. He then turned   his play car into a beautiful viper. The God Father said " You better get out of the ball before the clock strikes twelve". Before he left  the Fairy God Father gave him a dancing book for noobs book ( he needed too know how to dance ). Cinderfella was amazed and thanked the fairy. He then went on his way to the ball. When he made it to the ball, he saw the princess and she asked him to dance. He said "Ok" and they danced and danced and danced and danced until finally it was twelve o clock. He said  he had to go and ran out the door but on his way out he dropped his ring.The princesses maid ran after him and saw the ring and took the it to the princess. Later ( the next day ) the princess was going to every house looking for Cinderfella trying the ring on every single guy. she made it to the step fathers house and he opened the door and said that one of his sons was the one, but before she could try the ring on them, Cinderfella ran to her gave her a  big hug and said it was him. So, at the end they did not live happily ever after because the princess died 2 years later from a terrible sickness. THE END true story

Today I will be at play, and rhyme and rhyme and rhyme all day

As you can see in the title above, this is a rhyming place to love. Last night my brother and me, were rhyming and rhyming like sheep, until we finally went to sleep. I'm sorry if you can't understand what I say, but right now, I'm going to lay and thank God for today. Am I a good rhymer, I hope I'am, because if I wasn't, I would be a lamb. Rhyming, Rhyming, Rhyming thats all we can say, Rhyming, Rhyming, Rhyming, from harray to sorray. Some time ago my mother said to switch to and two and two and too, but I didn't listen, so if you see a too or to misplaced, don't come to me.
 I'm trying to think of a rhyme that will make 4 times 4 equal 5 times 8, for this is not a time to hate. This is fun to rhyme with a gun, for I will be leaving, but you should run. I will be leaving, but I'll see you soon, on the hill, behind the moon.

holy crap

I just got home from Awana. but on my way home my brother said Holy Crap, I don't get that because crap is not very holy really, its more nasty than holy. Holy is all pretty stuff, ( mostly ) but crap is brown, no jewels, smelly, ugly, and comes out of living creatures ( all sides ). People can say crap, but just not holy crap. So called holy things are sparkly and pretty and has a lot of jewels, but crap is the opposite. I can't really think off anything else to say. Hey I just said something, I just said it again, AND AGAIN. Ok I'll quit.

Easter Eggs ( and Hector )

Hello again, so for a year Ive been saving egg shells and making them into easter eggs ( the ones with confetti in them ). Yesterday I finally finished them and came up with 264 eggs, thats 22 DOZEN EGGS. Im going too sell them for $3 a dozen that would be $66 if I sold all of them. Im trying to save up for a iPod touch ( everyone in my family has either a iPad, iPod, iPhone, or a iMac except me, its so..... sad ). So today me and my brother are going to the fair and helping out with the kindergarden kids.
Do you know what stinks? Do you know what stinks? My dog does ( he's really my sisters but it doesn't matter ). He smells just like a skunk. I think he got sprayed or something. His name is Hector and he's this big dog that likes to sit on your lap. Underneath is hector as a baby, then up is him older ( I don't really know how old he is ). Then I also have chickens, cats, another dog, fish, and rabbits ( I'm not going to put all of their pictures up here to, just hector's ). I have to go to the fair now, so see you later  ( not really ). Bye....

Engaged

hello, so, last time I made a post was 2 days ago ( soooooooo long ago ). Yesterday was my brothers birthday, he turned 22 years old. I got him 2 cookies, 2 brownies, a mini orange ( nectarine ), and a card ( which was really from my mom, but I signed it ). All of those things have been eaten by people ( except the card, thats a good thing too ).He did go too see a movie, ( with friends ) so that was his party ( well, he's 21 I...22... ). So guess what.......................Well, ........................Guess...........Hello................................Guess something already.... Ok I'll tell you          I'M ENGAGED!!!!! No really, I'm engaged to a 19 year old ( I think ). She lives far away so I only see her on FaceTime or something. When did this happen? Well, it happened like a long long time a go, not in a galaxy far far away. I don't really know when it happened, like 6,7,8,9,10,11,12,........ years ago ( something like that ). Maybe even before I was born. All I know is one day I got engaged.One time somebody else asked me to get engaged to her, but I couldn't ( I should of, then I would be engaged to 2 people ) because I was already engaged to the maybe 19 year old person.

Flag Football

Hello how you doing? ok, I give up on the color thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

exclaiming, exclaiming did I exclaim it enough? good. So, Flag Football instead of saying that I'll say FF or F.F.. OK, OK, OK, and OK. Right now I'm not playing any sport!! Really I haven't ever played football well, in a real game. I've only played it in a church tournament, where my sister won, I got second place, and my brother got third. Oh ya I forgot to tell you that I have seven people in my family, three brother's, a sister, mom and dad. They have blogs too, this is one of my brother's it's called http://bikingocean2ocean.blogspot.com/, ( he rode a bike across america ) my sister's ishttp://sparklingjewels96.blogspot.com/, ( she didn't ) and my dad's is http://eohnrhodes.tumblr.com/ ( nope ). One place that you can search is http://theflagfootballzone.blogspot.com/, ( don't know ) if you want to know a little about FF. How do I get this white off? Oh well. Bye, Bye, Bye, and Bye

(you) what's up? (me) Boy Scouts (you) Oh ok

Hi, hi,  and hi once more. Well, maybe I can say hi again, so hi. What is your favorite.... Well, I know what mine is, well, I would if I knew what DOT, DOT, DOT, DOT, is. wait. wait for it. Ok, I know what dot, dot, dot, dot is now it's SPORT (ooooooooooh). So, what is your favorite sport (ooooooh)?what's with all the (ooooooh)? oh well ignore it. So, going back to your favorite sport (ooooooooh). Your favorite sport (oooooh) is, actually let's talk about my favorite.... Because this Blog is called Me, Me, Me, and more Me. So, that's what I will be talking about. My favorite ( not yours brahahahahahaha evil laugh ).... ( you know what .... is ) is, let's see ummmmmm, huh, hummmmm, got it. it's soccer... JK(just kidding) it's really Flag Football!!! I think football is fun but I don't really want to get tackled and two hand touch is to easy so Flag Football is awesome.!!!