holy crap

I just got home from Awana. but on my way home my brother said Holy Crap, I don't get that because crap is not very holy really, its more nasty than holy. Holy is all pretty stuff, ( mostly ) but crap is brown, no jewels, smelly, ugly, and comes out of living creatures ( all sides ). People can say crap, but just not holy crap. So called holy things are sparkly and pretty and has a lot of jewels, but crap is the opposite. I can't really think off anything else to say. Hey I just said something, I just said it again, AND AGAIN. Ok I'll quit.