1. wake up, eat, HIKE
2. come back, SWIM, eat
3. eat snow cones, when almost dark DANCE, eat, and eat some more.
It's so much fun, my favorite part is dancing ( you might have thought that it was swimming or hiking but dancing ). Now,this is how you dance,
STEP 1. You get there, set up a chair, maybe get a drink, ( don't think beer or anything ) and, or food, then wait for a song to begin then you get up, go to a girl ( not a guy because guys ask girls, girls don't ask guys( but sometimes girls do ask guys because no guy has asked that girl yet ) ) your age, and ask her to dance, but before doing that, get prepared and think of something to say ( anything but the weather, and don't dose off into your imagination and stair at her because she's sooooo pretty ), also USE THE RESTROOM, you don't want to end up dancing with her, and shaking because you have to go. One more thing don't eat a lot of mints, I did that onetime and she was shorter than me, so I was breathing into her eyes, and you know how that feels, she was closing and opening her eyes the whole time. You can memorize different dance types, then teach them to her.
STEP 2. If she says, "no", whenever you ask her, then you say ( fine I didn't want too anyways hm,with a little kid voice, just kidding ) ok, she might say maybe some other time, but when a girl says that, she's just saying never, or I don't want to dance with you, in a kind way and then walk away, but if she says, "yes" then you ( sweep her of the floor and give her a hug and a kiss then carry her to the dance floor, and then dance, just don't get to close, just kidding ) can put your hand out, if she grabs it thats fine but if she doesn't then don't cry about it, you don't have too put your hand out ( I've never tried it ) but you can, another way is to walk with her into the dancing floor then take her hand and the part where the ribs are, then dance.
STEP 3. Before the song ends spin her, and when it does end ( don't just walk away ) say thank you, then walk with her back to where you got her, then go back to your seat ( don't stay with her, she's been with you long enough, and if you like her don't ask her to dance with you every song, because
1. its too noticeable that you like her and
2. well just don't, ( even though you want to be with her every second your there ) your going to get heart broken because your not going to be there forever, it's going to end, you might as well not be with her, and she might turn not to be the person you thought she was.
STEP 4. repeat and repeat every night.

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