Yo Mama, My Sister

Yo Mama is so ugly, she lives in Kentuky, and she even has no swag.
She found a lost puppy and named it Humpty Dumpty, which made me really mad.

Throw a penny in a well, and make it look real swell.
Then make a wish, which will get you a fish.

Like my poems, I made them myself:)... My sister is a blonde so heres a true story about her life, I mean a blonde joke.
There was a blonde, burnett, and a redhead (of coarse), the burnett says she will be the first one on the moon, the redhead said he will be the first one on mars, the blonde said she'l be the first one on the sun, the burnnet said you will burn if you go to the sun, the blonde said NO STUPID I'll go at night. HAHAHAHAHAH, Yayyyyyyyyy :)
Also zombies want brains and so if there is a zombie attack, blondes will rule the world.